Created Friday 23 September 2022
Ship Names
| Class | Name | Captain | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hägg | Chicxulub | ||
| Decider Destroyer | The Clingy Mistress | The Grey Wolf | |
| Yama | Reckless Eyeballing | ||
| MULE | Witch's Titty | From Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. | |
| MULE | Aqua-Butt | From Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. | |
| MULE | Beethoven's Nightmare | From Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. | |
| MULE | Post Partum Depression | From Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. | |
| MULE | Frog Jizz | From Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. | |
| MULE | Purple Durbin | From Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. | |
| MULE | Sour Diesel | From Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. | |
| MULE | Zagnut | From Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. | |
| MULE | The Darley Arabian | ||
| MULE | The Barley Turk | ||
| MULE | The Godolphin Barb | ||
| Coursers | Garmr | ||
| Coursers | Oude Rode Ogen | ||
| Coursers | Rongeur d'Os | ||
| Coursers | Urco | ||
| Coursers | Gwyllgi | ||
| Coursers | Cŵn Annwn | ||
| Coursers | Mahākanha | ||
| Yama | Dive-Bar Ishtar | ||
| Yama | Calamity Chang | ||
| Yama | Lawn Dart | ||
| Hägg | God's Teeth | ||
| Yama | Champagne Room of Doom | ||
| Pirate | Barmy Barnymugger | ||
| Yama | Rolling Tricks | ||
| Hägg | Baron Samedi | ||
| Hägg | [Zeitenwender](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeitenwende_speech) | ||
| Yama | Queer for Cat | ||
| Decider Destroyer | Argus | Whom the Argonauts are essentially named after. So, some pretentious shit. | |
| Laika | Reconaissance Ship | ||
| Eigenlicht | Reconaissance Ship | The color we see when our eyes are closed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eigengrau | |
| Nan Modal | Reconaissance Ship | ||
| Pirate | Jack-Nasty | Calls firing its primary weapon "pouring on the Jack sauce" (https://www.etymonline.com/search?page=1&q=jack&type=) | |
| Nicole Minet | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simone_Segouin |
The chirps from the rails as a train comes in fast. The ripples in the dark matter as a rangecraft arrives.